Scotsmen and their kilts...(a joke)

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May 18, 2015 | 11:11 PM

19bonestock88

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Scotsmen and their kilts...(a joke)

So, why do Scotsmen nearly always wear a kilt?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper at fifty paces!

May 21, 2015 | 09:28 PM

spasm3

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oh thats bad!

May 21, 2015 | 09:43 PM

Dave4422

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So that's why men don't wear wool boxers!

May 22, 2015 | 10:09 PM

Rubehayseed

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Good one, Jerama!

May 23, 2015 | 02:03 AM

derf

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welcome back Rube. How'd everything go down there?

May 23, 2015 | 10:57 AM

Rubehayseed

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Doctors are very happy with the procedure and my mother-in-law is already at the rehab center getting her physical therapy. She's grumpy as hell, but looks 100% better than when we first got there. It's the first time in years I've seen her with color in her cheeks instead of being just pasty white. LOL She'll be fine in a few weeks and be able to kick *** and take names again. Thanks for asking, man.