Scotsmen and their kilts...(a joke)

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05-18-2015, 11:11 PM

19bonestock88

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Scotsmen and their kilts...(a joke)

So, why do Scotsmen nearly always wear a kilt?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper at fifty paces!

05-21-2015, 09:28 PM

spasm3

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oh thats bad!

05-21-2015, 09:43 PM

Dave4422

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So that's why men don't wear wool boxers!

05-22-2015, 10:09 PM

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Good one, Jerama!

05-23-2015, 02:03 AM

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welcome back Rube. How'd everything go down there?

05-23-2015, 10:57 AM

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