My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the
wooden seat on our toilet.

Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.
After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in
the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We
both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie
wrapped a sheet around herself.
I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
(Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the
embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything
like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just
never saw one mounted and framed."

 

That's funny!

 

Lol lord