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I Refuse to Change

Old Dec 7, 2013 | 07:56 AM
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Tuesday night I gradually woke up, stiff as a plank, in the hospital's ICU. I had tubes up my nose, down my throat, wires all around my head, monitoring every function, a hell of a pain over my left ear, and everything looked blurry. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.


A gorgeous nurse was hovering over me. She looked at me tenderly, and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

I managed to mumble in reply, "Are your ***** off limits, too?"
 
Old Dec 7, 2013 | 02:37 PM
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Now, seriously. Are you ok?
 
Old Dec 7, 2013 | 09:48 PM
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Baaaaahahahaha! It's a joke, Joe!
 
Old Dec 14, 2013 | 10:31 AM
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how appropriate!!!!!
 
Old Dec 18, 2013 | 07:45 AM
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Joe......I think he's ok .... Nuts but ok.
 
Old Dec 27, 2013 | 07:25 PM
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That's what I was getting ...... are you ok? In the head lol.
 
Old Jan 3, 2014 | 07:18 AM
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Lmao Thanks for the laugh to start my day!
 
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