Who Wants to Hear a Joke?
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Who Wants to Hear a Joke?
A little old lady walks into a novelty store and asks, "do-do-do-do you sell vi-vi-vi-vibrators here"? The clerk says "Yes mam, we certainly do". The old lady asks, "Do-do-do-do you ssss-ssss-sell foot lo-lo-lo-long ones"? The clerk again replies with "Yes mam, we certainly do". The old lady says "Ca-ca-ca can you te-te-tell me ho-ho-ho- how to tu-tu-tu turn the da-da-da-damn thing off"?
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Dude -- nice immm---age age age ry ry ry ry.
But please leave out the stereotyping so I don't have to delete your funny.
No one around here hates being PC more than you and I do, but as moderator I have to keep this place clear of material that may offend other members.
I know you well enough to know you are not trying to maliciously offend anyone, but all the same, as moderator I cant let stuff degrade below a certain level of acceptable sensitivity. And you, sir, already being a degenerate.......
Let it be known that I do have a stick up my you know where on this issue.
But please leave out the stereotyping so I don't have to delete your funny.
No one around here hates being PC more than you and I do, but as moderator I have to keep this place clear of material that may offend other members.
I know you well enough to know you are not trying to maliciously offend anyone, but all the same, as moderator I cant let stuff degrade below a certain level of acceptable sensitivity. And you, sir, already being a degenerate.......
Let it be known that I do have a stick up my you know where on this issue.
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Teacher: Please tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Student: Life imprisonment.
A kid comes home from the first day of school. His mother asks, "Did you learn anything today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!"
Teacher: "You have copied from Fred's test, didn't you?"
Student: "How did you know?"
Teacher: Because on question eleven, Fred wrote 'I don't know' on his test and you wrote 'Me neither' on yours."
Student: Life imprisonment.
A kid comes home from the first day of school. His mother asks, "Did you learn anything today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!"
Teacher: "You have copied from Fred's test, didn't you?"
Student: "How did you know?"
Teacher: Because on question eleven, Fred wrote 'I don't know' on his test and you wrote 'Me neither' on yours."
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Such disrespect from a valued colleague and friend makes one wonder:
Does he support Donald Trump? (Not off topic ---Trump = Joke)
And speaking of red hairy butts, you never posted a recent pic of yourself on the forum. I've had to talk Mandee down several times from punishing you by dropping her children off for daycare/babysitting so she could take your wife out drinking.....
Pony up, Freckles.........
Does he support Donald Trump? (Not off topic ---Trump = Joke)
And speaking of red hairy butts, you never posted a recent pic of yourself on the forum. I've had to talk Mandee down several times from punishing you by dropping her children off for daycare/babysitting so she could take your wife out drinking.....
Pony up, Freckles.........
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My wife doesn't drink and neither do I, really. A cold beer every once in a while and maybe a shot of shine when I can find it. As for baby sitting, I love kids. Just before their parents pick them up, I give them a Pepsi and a Hershey bar!
Recent photo? DO NOT hold your breath.
Recent photo? DO NOT hold your breath.
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