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Saga of the Old Washing Machine

Old Apr 16, 2015 | 12:53 PM
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A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Your bum's getting so big it looks like a washing machine."



The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.



Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous.



Wife says:-



"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.....



You'll have to do it by hand !"
 
Old Apr 16, 2015 | 09:59 PM
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OUCH!

That's awful! Hilarious, but awful...
 
Old Apr 17, 2015 | 11:27 AM
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+1 AWFUL, and you know I never comment on your jokes, Rube
 
Old Apr 17, 2015 | 10:10 PM
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Who the hell are you guys kidding? Y'all love me here and will miss me when I'm gone.
 
Old Apr 17, 2015 | 11:48 PM
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true indeed, but it doesn't make this particular joke suck any less
 
Old Apr 18, 2015 | 01:26 PM
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love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs
 
Old Apr 18, 2015 | 08:51 PM
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Popeye the sailor man!
 
Old Apr 18, 2015 | 09:28 PM
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Or Col. Potter. (Yes,I've seen MASH much too often. My sister got hooked on it for a while, and she would watch it in marathon sessions until she got obsessed with a different program)
 
Old Apr 18, 2015 | 10:47 PM
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I'm afraid I didn't get the MASH reference... Maybe the swimming comment sounds like Hawkeye though...
 
Old Apr 19, 2015 | 09:47 AM
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I forget which episode, but Col. Potter was singing the song, when Fr. Mulcahey (SP?) walks into his office, prompting the Colonel to abruptly stop and apologize.
 

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