Saga of the Old Washing Machine
 

A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Your bum's getting so big it looks like a washing machine."



The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.



Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous.



Wife says:-



"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.....



You'll have to do it by hand !"

OUCH!

That's awful! Hilarious, but awful...

+1 AWFUL, and you know I never comment on your jokes, Rube ;)

Who the hell are you guys kidding? Y'all love me here and will miss me when I'm gone.

true indeed, but it doesn't make this particular joke suck any less

love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs

Popeye the sailor man!

Or Col. Potter. (Yes,I've seen MASH much too often. My sister got hooked on it for a while, and she would watch it in marathon sessions until she got obsessed with a different program)

I'm afraid I didn't get the MASH reference... Maybe the swimming comment sounds like Hawkeye though...

I forget which episode, but Col. Potter was singing the song, when Fr. Mulcahey (SP?) walks into his office, prompting the Colonel to abruptly stop and apologize.