Saga of the Old Washing Machine
 

A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Your bum's getting so big it looks like a washing machine."



The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.



Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous.



Wife says:-



"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.....



You'll have to do it by hand !"

OUCH!

That's awful! Hilarious, but awful...

+1 AWFUL, and you know I never comment on your jokes, Rube ;)

Who the hell are you guys kidding? Y'all love me here and will miss me when I'm gone.

true indeed, but it doesn't make this particular joke suck any less

love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs

Popeye the sailor man!

Or Col. Potter. (Yes,I've seen MASH much too often. My sister got hooked on it for a while, and she would watch it in marathon sessions until she got obsessed with a different program)

I'm afraid I didn't get the MASH reference... Maybe the swimming comment sounds like Hawkeye though...

I forget which episode, but Col. Potter was singing the song, when Fr. Mulcahey (SP?) walks into his office, prompting the Colonel to abruptly stop and apologize.

I'm Popeye the sailor man, I'm Popeye the sailor man, I likes to go swimmin with bow-legged women. I'm Popeye the sailor man. That song?

The Col. Potter version was "I love to go swimmin' with bow-legged women, and swim between their legs. Swim between their..." (Interrupted by the chaplain)

I guess I missed that episode. I don't recall it. I did watch a lot of MASH back in the day of pot and beer though!

Don't feel bad, Charlie, I've seen pretty much all the episodes sober and don't remember it!

That Silver colored 96 SC with the nice interior was still at Pull A Part last week, Ginny. You'd better hustle up there and get those bucket seats. They still look great. If you don't, I may grab them and see if they'll fit my wagon. They won't match the interior, but who cares?