Jokes I don't take offensively. ..they don't bother me at all...and happy birthday baby boy. Lol I didn't do **** for my 21st birthday....I sat at home with my 5 month old and relaxed haha. Stay safe.

 

Life is to short to take things offensively.
I worked for mine. I mean, had a drink when I got off, but didn't do anything.
No children for me! Now or ever! Last thing I need is another me running around XD

 

You say that now my dear but you'll find someone that makes you want to change your mind. Or you'll have an loops eventually lol. Good luck.

 

Loops, Mandee? I think you meant "oops", didn't you?

 

My mind has been made for the last 10 years. I don't even date.
And I already know, "so since you were 11?" yes. Its true. Call me selfish, but I'm focused and me and succeeding in my life. There is no redos here.

 

Billy, you ever go to the site I told you about and checked out my jokes? Get off your *** and get with it. I don't want to have to come down there.

 

Yes I meant ooops lol stupid phone auto corrected me. Well Billy I wish ya luck.. sounds rather lonely. Maybe 1 day you'll change your mind.

 

Hey Billy, don't let them railroad you into the rugrat race! I'm almost 50 and haven't reproduced (by choice), DH and I are just fine Always knew I was a better candidate for Fur-Mom of the Year.

And my reply to the original post from my bar days was: Sorry sweetie, I don't do small favors.

*dashes out of thread*

 

Ginny, you still didn't say where in Middle Tennessee you are. TN is a long state. I promise I'm not coming to visit or work on your car. I have too much stuff to do around my house. And I'm trying to move to FL by the end of the year.

 

Rube, we're a little south of Murfreesboro. I'm sure DH would be happy to let you replace the fuel pump on the '89 F150 and drop the other tank that leaks to remove the internal pump on it LOL. Wait, not laughing, I think he would!!!

The bugs are really big in FL. Other than that, no state income tax, so have fun! Why the move? Where in FL? We have gone down to Homestead regularly for the orchid festival in years past (hence the bug experience - shudder) but haven't been the last couple.