My Keg and Tap
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My Keg and Tap
This young punk looked at my beer belly last night when I was in a local bar and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a crap?
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a crap?
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your
hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your
hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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Well, Happy Birthday, Billy and feel free to use any joke I've shared. If you want to see a TON more of my jokes, PM me and I'll send you to a site where I've posted over 500. And those are just the mostly clean ones that I'm allowed to post! LMAO
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I'm really not a bad person, I just have a "twisted" sense of humor. I know jokes that can and will offend damn near anyone at some point in time. That's not my goal, I just love jokes. If anyone gets offended, then I see that as their problem, not mine. Hell, I'm of Irish descent. I've heard a ton of "offensive" Irish jokes over the years and laugh at them all. I don't take things like jokes personally.
