I lived in Tampa for the better part of a decade going to the University of south Florida surrounded by half-naked college chicks. Initially, it was paradise. Then after about 5 months or so, it began to get irritating. After a year, they were boring to me. They all wore the same clothes, had the same body shape, talked the same, etc. Even going to the beach was boring. After the first ten trips to the beach, you stop going because nothing new happens. Maybe I was in the wrong circle of friends.

Ok, where do I turn in my man-card?

 

I've been to Chicago twice since I've moved back into Illinois, and both time I've been glad a) I have a plastic car to bounce car doors, bicycles, homeless people and 2) who's going to break into a 15 year old Saturn when half of Chicago drives around in fancy euro-snob livery?