Why is this happening
 

Gray smoke or vapor coming out of valve cover. . If I Pull out Dip stick, smoke come out of there too. if I wiggle pcv valve smoke comes out of there too.. after unclipping air filter cover and lifting it up I see Oil getting into my breather box. I hear a small vacuum leak But can't find where the leak is. My oil isn't mixing with my antifreeze and there is no oil in my reservoir tank. Recently replaced spark plugs and wires . please someone. If you got any advice. I could use some...
**Update** . I have not been drinking or smoking. Was outside working on car at the time. I guess it was hard to follow what I was asking. Hope this edited version helps.

My advice is to please provide a description of your issue or issues that is comprehensible. I for one do not know what you are asking because your post is all over the place. We all aim to help,

I recommend cutting down on the alcohol. A lot.