Crocodile Joke
 

Two
> Crocodiles were sunning themselves at the side of
> the Tidal Basin in Washington, DC. (for Canadians
> it's Rideau Canal in Ottawa, Ontario)
>
> The
> smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
>
> 'I
> can't understand how you can be so much bigger than
> me.
> We're the same age, we were the same size
> as kids, - I just don't get it.'
> 'Well,'
> said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
>
> 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the
> small Croc.
> 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
>
> 'On the
> other side of the Basin near the car park at the
> capitol mall'
> 'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch
> them?' asked the big Croc.
> 'Well, I
> crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars
> and wait for one to unlock the car door.
> Then I jump
> out, grab them by the leg,
> shake the **** out of them and eat
> 'em!'
> “Ah!” says the big Crocodile,
>
> “I think I see your problem.
>
> You're not getting any real nourishment.
>
> See,
> by the time you finish shaking the **** out of a Politician,
> there's nothing much left but an asshole with a
> briefcase.”
>